I play video games, I watch F1, I complain about TV, I'm borderline obsessive compulsive about gadgets and technology, and sometimes I'm funny.
When i find someone who likes Game Of Thrones
heyo girl, who’s your favorite Lannister?
I was digging through my old Humble Bundle purchases and realized I have a bunch Steam keys for games I already own. So, I’ll give ‘em out.
Send me a message on Twitter or Facebook if you want one. First come, first serve, no more than one code per person, etc.
Links go to the Steam page if you wanna check out the trailer or screen shots.
Crayon Physics Deluxe: Windows and Mac OS X
Eufloria: Windows
Machinarium: Windows and Mac OS X
Saint’s Row: The Third: Windows only (Not 100% sure if this one works, I gave it to a gaming podcast so they could use it as a prize, don’t think they ever used it)
Splice: Windows, Mac OS X and Linux
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP: Windows, Mac OS X and Linux (I have TWO codes for this, because it comes with like every freaking humble bundle apparently)
It’s time to update the listing for my current PC build’s parts. Some of this will be a copy/paste from my last list, but I’m clarifying a few things.
Well, for anyone thinking of diving into the PC gaming world, or those that have been out of it, here’s my current build. I’m linking to NewEgg because it’s easier, but I actually got a few of the parts through BestBuy because it’s cheaper (ignoring my employee discounts, too). A couple of the parts are “adjustable” because I wanted to go one way when others might want to go another. I’ll put notes in for each part as to why I did it instead of another option.
When I originally wrote this up in the summer, this build was about $1500. Now it’s down to just shy of $1400. That’s accounting for price drops, as well as swapping out the video card for a much, much newer one. That said, you can still save a bit by replacing some of the parts I used for a smarter build, in my opinion. For instance, you can pick up a 1TB hard drive and 64GB SSD and probably save at least $100. Performance wouldn’t be worlds apart, and frankly it might be more reliable.
When it comes down to it, these my general rules of thumb for pricing individual parts, and things to consider when pricing them:
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh inwardly. Take her outside when the night overstays its welcome. Ignore the palpable weight of fatigue. Kiss her in the rain under the weak glow of a streetlamp because you’ve seen it in a film. Remark at its lack of significance. Take her to your apartment. Dispatch with making love. Fuck her.Let the anxious contract you’ve unwittingly written evolve slowly and uncomfortably into a relationship. Find shared interests and common ground like sushi and folk music. Build an impenetrable bastion upon that ground. Make it sacred. Retreat into it every time the air gets stale or the evenings too long. Talk about nothing of significance. Do little thinking. Let the months pass unnoticed. Ask her to move in. Let her decorate. Get into fights about inconsequential things like how the fucking shower curtain needs to be closed so that it doesn’t fucking collect mold. Let a year pass unnoticed. Begin to notice.
Figure that you should probably get married because you will have wasted a lot of time otherwise. Take her to dinner on the forty-fifth floor at a restaurant far beyond your means. Make sure there is a beautiful view of the city. Sheepishly ask a waiter to bring her a glass of champagne with a modest ring in it. When she notices, propose to her with all of the enthusiasm and sincerity you can muster. Do not be overly concerned if you feel your heart leap through a pane of sheet glass. For that matter, do not be overly concerned if you cannot feel it at all. If there is applause, let it stagnate. If she cries, smile as if you’ve never been happier. If she doesn’t, smile all the same. Let the years pass unnoticed. Get a career, not a job. Buy a house. Have two striking children. Try to raise them well. Fail frequently. Lapse into a bored indifference. Lapse into an indifferent sadness. Have a mid-life crisis. Grow old. Wonder at your lack of achievement. Feel sometimes contented, but mostly vacant and ethereal. Feel, during walks, as if you might never return or as if you might blow away on the wind. Contract a terminal illness. Die, but only after you observe that the girl who didn’t read never made your heart oscillate with any significant passion, that no one will write the story of your lives, and that she will die, too, with only a mild and tempered regret that nothing ever came of her capacity to love.
Do those things, god dammit, because nothing sucks worse than a girl who reads. Do it, I say, because a life in purgatory is better than a life in hell. Do it, because a girl who reads possesses a vocabulary that can describe that amorphous discontent of a life unfulfilled—a vocabulary that parses the innate beauty of the world and makes it an accessible necessity instead of an alien wonder. A girl who reads lays claim to a vocabulary that distinguishes between the specious and soulless rhetoric of someone who cannot love her, and the inarticulate desperation of someone who loves her too much. A vocabulary, goddamnit, that makes my vacuous sophistry a cheap trick.
Do it, because a girl who reads understands syntax. Literature has taught her that moments of tenderness come in sporadic but knowable intervals. A girl who reads knows that life is not planar; she knows, and rightly demands, that the ebb comes along with the flow of disappointment. A girl who has read up on her syntax senses the irregular pauses—the hesitation of breath—endemic to a lie. A girl who reads perceives the difference between a parenthetical moment of anger and the entrenched habits of someone whose bitter cynicism will run on, run on well past any point of reason, or purpose, run on far after she has packed a suitcase and said a reluctant goodbye and she has decided that I am an ellipsis and not a period and run on and run on. Syntax that knows the rhythm and cadence of a life well lived.
Date a girl who doesn’t read because the girl who reads knows the importance of plot. She can trace out the demarcations of a prologue and the sharp ridges of a climax. She feels them in her skin. The girl who reads will be patient with an intermission and expedite a denouement. But of all things, the girl who reads knows most the ineluctable significance of an end. She is comfortable with them. She has bid farewell to a thousand heroes with only a twinge of sadness. Don’t date a girl who reads because girls who read are storytellers. You with the Joyce, you with the Nabokov, you with the Woolf. You there in the library, on the platform of the metro, you in the corner of the café, you in the window of your room. You, who make my life so goddamned difficult. The girl who reads has spun out the account of her life and it is bursting with meaning. She insists that her narratives are rich, her supporting cast colorful, and her typeface bold. You, the girl who reads, make me want to be everything that I am not. But I am weak and I will fail you, because you have dreamed, properly, of someone who is better than I am. You will not accept the life of which I spoke at the beginning of this piece. You will accept nothing less than passion, and perfection, and a life worthy of being told. So out with you, girl who reads. Take the next southbound train and take your Hemingway with you. Or, perhaps, stay and save my life.
This inspires. To find love, and to dash fake love.
Also, in me, to read and to write.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
People always reply back to that with, “Well, sarcasm is hard to read on the internet!” and I’m always like, “No, it’s not. It’s the internet. It’s always sarcasm.”
So, Cliffy B is leaving Epic Games. If you don’t understand that, I don’t care, it’s time for me to go on a conspiracy theory bend.
So, in the last couple of years, any time that the CEO of a company and the company both make independent announcements of the CEO’s departure, it’s for stupid reasons. At HP, it’s because the guy was using company money to pay for an affair he was having. At Best Buy, it’s because the guy was using company money to pay for an affair, but in some sort of “worse than HP” way.
MEANING, clearly, Cliffy B’s cheating on his girlfriend.
At long sweet last… here is my cover of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.”
I’m not going to sit here and try to tell you that I don’t love “Call Me Maybe.” Because I do. Aside from being the feel-good hit of the summer (and spring… and for me, on into the fall) I think there’s a good bit of sadness in this song. That longing is the angle from which I approached this cover. Ta da!
I don’t even care if you’re sick of this song, it’s Jenny Owen Youngs and I love her and you can shut the fuck up.
The Avengers as A Song of Ice and Fire houses
sorry I didn’t put Tony in House Starkohmygod love
I don’t like this.
Loki is the usper, Thor is the rightful heir to the throne. They need to be flipped around.
How the hell is Nick Fury a Greyjoy?
The rest are “OK I guess” except Stark. I understand putting Ironman as a Stark is kind of obvious, but frankly Tony as a Lannister makes a bit more sense. The colors, the money, and the fact that he’s basically Tyrion but not a dwarf.
So, Cliffy B got a hard on for PC gaming again, after lamenting it a couple years ago because Gears of War sold better than Unreal Tournament 3. Fortnite, the first Unreal Engine 4 product, will be PC Exclusive. He apparently even went as far as saying you can get a next-gen console now, and it’s a gaming PC.
Well, for anyone thinking of diving into the PC gaming world, or those that have been out of it, here’s my current build. I’m linking to NewEgg because it’s easier, but I actually got a few of the parts through BestBuy because it’s cheaper (ignoring my employee discounts, too). A couple of the parts are carry overs from my last system, and a couple are “adjustable” because I wanted to go one way when others might want to go another. I’ll put notes in for each part, saying if it’s a carry over, or why I did it instead of another option.
The prices I listed are what NewEgg is currently listing them at, making my current build a $1500 Rig. I actually spent more like $1250, I think, but that’s because some of the parts I got cheaper else where. You can also replace some of the parts I used for a smarter build, in my opinion. For instance, you can pick up a 1TB hard drive and 64GB SSD for about $200 instead of $300 for a fat SSD. Performance wouldn’t be worlds apart, and frankly it might be more reliable.
When it comes down to it, these my general rules of thumb for pricing individual parts, and things to consider when pricing them:
I’ll try to do more posts like this in the future, maybe about how to build a system for those that haven’t or haven’t in a while, key software to have on any Windows desktop (specifically a gaming rig), and other finer points, like why having a second monitor is incredibly helpful while gaming and also totally boss.
Got some Lollipop Chainsaw swag at work! I’m keeping the box and poster, but if someone wants the T-shirt feel free to ask. (Taken with Instagram)
I try to play way to many games at once. I have a level 45 Lancer in Tera I’m ignoring, still haven’t done my first Masters in Tiger Woods 13, even with 120+ hours in Skyrim I haven’t actually finished the main story, I can’t fathom deciding who to follow out of Flotsam in The Witcher 2, and I downloaded the Counter Strike Global Offensive beta only to remember I don’t care for CS. All I’ve done the last week or two is ATTEMPT to find a DayZ (ArmA2 mod) that works well enough to play on, or steam roll over faces in Super Monday Night Combat as the OP gunner.
The reason I say this is, as I sat down at my computer after getting off of work, I thought, “What am I gonna play? Ain’t nothing to do, I guess…” What an asshole.
So here’s the idea: A split screen view of two different people, both of them alone in their little split screen rooms. They’re both feeling a little sick and decide to pop a couple dayquil or whatever. They both swallow wrong and start choking. They both pull out smart phones, one’s 4G the other is 3G. The 4G guy finds directions on how to self-Heimlich and laughs in the face of death. The 3G guy is dead. Smash cut to carrier logo.
Google Plus has been, so far, quite a triumph for Google. It’s gotten a fair bit of media attention, there’s a visible clamor for invites on other social networks, and, most importantly, it’s a great product. A lot of people are still trying to it figure out. Google included, I imagine. What’s perfect as is? What’s lacking? And where? how are the masses going to use it? There are a number of features that the current batch of Google Plus beta testers have talked about in depth, but a few I feel have been ignored. Chiefly, Sparks.
To understand what I want from Sparks, I think I need to clarify a bit of my personal history with online news consumption in the last couple of years. I was a Digg user for some time, but stopped using it not long after version 4 was released. Originally, for my purposes, Digg was just a news aggregator. Other users posted news, other users voted on if it was good or not, and it’d end up on the front page where I’d read it. I voted, too, but rarely in the Upcoming sections. I could go to digg.com at 2pm, see one batch of news, and come back at 6pm and see all new stuff that had been shared since. Digg 4 took it all in a more “social” direction, focusing too heavily on some abstract community. Also, they tried to cater to news outlets by including some archaic system for users to follow Cracked or The Wall Street Journal, but it was some sort fo all or nothing game. The way I was using Digg was virtually impossible now. So, I went to reddit. Reddit is built from the ground up for it’s community, but community references itself ad nauseum. Although I’m still using it, it falls far short of how I want to consume my news, but does hit a few key points.
My ideal system is that I follow certain key interests I have. Video games, MMO’s, Formula 1, sports cars, world news, national politics, books, movies, television, etc. Users submit stories from around the internet to these topics, and other users vote it up or down based on how “good” the story is. Very reddit “subreddit” inspired, I know. The difference to me is that I’d don’t ever want to see comments, user names, anything that identifies the user that submits it, the users voting on it, anything. Just a headline, a blurp, and the score it’s gotten. I just want the bits and pieces from around the web. For instance, I don’t care about what some guy says about what a girl did after she heard about what her mom said the president was going to do. I care about what the president is going to do, and MAYBE what someone’s reaction is if it’s poignant (or funny). To me, if you’re opinion on the matter is valuable to the internet, then you should take the time and write something in depth. People will submit it and vote it up if it’s good. If it’s not, then shut the hell up.
Now, to get back to Google Plus. Sparks has been, at least from my point of view, widely ignored. I see SO MUCH potential for Sparks to fill this void in “just the news.” As Sparks works right now, I search for the topic I want to see a Spark about, Formula 1 for instance, and hit “Add Interest.” Now I have a nice little news feed of F1 news. The current problem is there aren’t enough news sources parsed, which can be fixed easily enough for the automated side of things. However, half of the point of Google Plus has been the +1 button. There’s a voting system already built into the thing, why aren’t they using it in Sparks? They could easily hit on every point I’m looking for with some (I imagine) subtle changes. Have the Sparks pull in more news sources, probably using Google News’ as a starting bed. Then allow user submitted material. As the system sees certain sites being submitted regularly, it gets parsed if it wasn’t already. Users can then vote for all the news with +1’s. Each Spark has two tabs, Top News and Upcoming. Freshly submitted pieces go in upcoming, and things that are getting a lot of +1’s or shares goes in top. You could even create another one of those annoying “share it!” buttons for webpages to include, a “Spark it” button. The user can go to a Cheezburger network site, hit Spark it, pick the Spark for it to go it, and they submit and +1 it at the same time.
I see a lot of potential in Google Plus as a whole. I can treat it like a Twitter/Facebook cross over, potentially dropping a service or two in time. If Sparks grows and develops in the right ways, I can replace a lot of news sources I hit multiple times a day, too. I don’t remember the last time I was actually excited to see where one of these projects goes, there’s so much potential and I think everyone knows it.
why does it take 3-4 days to process a credit card payment? You ask the bank if I have it, they say yes, you do it. SYN/ACK my money, dudes.